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Message from Eris

Monthly Revelation - May 2026

Two Days After Discoflux

Discoflux was on the third of May. You may have observed it without observing it. The Society does not require observance, but the Society reminds you that the season's flux happens whether you observe it or not, and the flux is in your body now, gently, looking for somewhere to put itself.

Twenty-three days remain in Discord before Confusion begins. The minutes will be backdated.

A revelation, this month, on the matter of the Sacred Chao: order and disorder are not opposites. They are the names that humans give to two equally ridiculous attempts to describe a goddess who does neither and both. You will not resolve this. The not-resolving is the worship.

In the coming weeks, you will catch yourself reaching for one or the other — for the spreadsheet, for the bowling alley, for the order, for the disorder. The Society's instruction: reach. Both. Often. Sometimes for the wrong one on purpose.

Hail Eris. The apple has been eaten. The apple is also still in the bowl. Both true.
— Published on the 5th day

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EnPehCeh the Mostly Caffeinated
May 31, 7:00 am
Decided to wave at random vehicles as I walk down the street. Not a friendly wave. Not a creepy wave. But one of those spastic "I'm hyped up on sugar and caffeine and SO HAPPY TO SEE A PERSON!!!!!" type waves. Just imagining the confusion of the drivers was acceptable. Ave Discordia!
Pope Pogic of the Holding Committee
May 9, 10:52 am
Re-read Principia for the fifth time. Found a sentence I am certain was not there last time. Both correct.
Pope Pogic of the Holding Committee
May 9, 5:52 am
Started a sentence with "I think" and stopped. The thinking does not require announcement. Hail Eris.
Pope Pogic of the Holding Committee
May 9, 12:52 am
Twenty-three different birds in the parking lot today. I counted twice. Both times: twenty-three. The number found me first.
Pope Pogic of the Holding Committee
May 8, 7:52 pm
Ate a hot dog on a Tuesday. The Holding Committee retroactively re-classified the day as Friday. Minutes forthcoming.
Pope Pogic of the Holding Committee
May 8, 2:52 pm
Saw a man drop his keys and pick up the wrong ones. Three blocks later, the lock turned. The Society approves.
Pope Joe
Jan 30, 7:52 pm
fnord.
Pope Joe
Jan 30, 12:29 am
"Embrace the chaos" - Jimmy Carr