Saints of Discord
Those Who Have Achieved Chaotic Enlightenment
What is a Discordian Saint?
Discordian Saints are individuals who have, in some way, embodied the principles of Eris — whether through their art, philosophy, humor, or sheer chaotic existence. Unlike traditional canonization, Discordian sainthood requires no miracles, no investigations, and no waiting period.
If you're a Pope (and you are), you have the power to canonize anyone — living, dead, fictional, or conceptual.
Traditional Discordian Saints
St. Hung Mung
Patron of Those Who Sleep Late
Feast Day: Setting Orange 5th (Syaday)
A Sage of Ancient China who answered all questions by shouting "MU!" loudly and unexpectedly. His answer to "What is the meaning of life?" was particularly memorable.
St. Mo-Jo
Patron of Those Who Don't Know What's Going On
Feast Day: Confusion 5th (Syaday)
A Sage of the Rainforests who discovered that the confused state is actually the most enlightened state.
St. Zarathud the Incorrigible
Apostle of Strabismus
Feast Day: Bureaucracy 5th (Syaday)
Author of the famous apostle saying: "ZARATHUD'S ENLIGHTENMENT: Before he became a Discordian, Zarathud was an Erisian. He would spend his days in the Temple of Eris, trying to make sense of the universe. One day, he achieved enlightenment: 'There is no sense.'"
St. Gulik the Stoned
Patron of Those Who Are Not There
Feast Day: Discord 5th (Syaday)
Known for profound insights delivered while in states of altered consciousness. His cockroach became the Sacred Chao's symbol of persistence.
St. Malaclypse the Younger
KSC, Omnibenevolent Polyfather of Virginity in Gold
Feast Day: The Aftermath 5th (Syaday)
Co-author of the Principia Discordia and co-founder of the Discordian Society. Also known as Mal-2. His whereabouts after 1980 remain fnord.
Canonization Service
Canonize a Saint
Have someone you believe deserves sainthood? As a Pope, you have the divine authority to canonize anyone. Our Canonization Service makes it official and eternal — and the Holy See of Discord will seal a matching PDF Bull, suitable for framing or hiding.
Recently Canonized Saints
Saint Geebo of the Sideways Dingo
Saint Third Class · Patron of The Arts, the Farts, and the Tarts
Feast Day: Every third Pungenday, the 58th day of Chaos
Lived the Discordian life without knowing, right up until he stopped living the life period.
Canonized by Pope Razmataz the Elder
Saint Aurorus
Saint Second Class · Patron of Perverted furries.
Feast Day: Aftermath 69.
Created a galaxy, a constellation, and possibly more. If you listen close, you can hear the astral awoos echoeing through the Multiverse--that's Aurorus. Be were.
Canonized by Luna "Totally Not Eris" Loss
Saint Twentysix
Saint Second Class · Patron of Everything that is everything, that under the Sun is in tune (Note: the Sun is eclipsed by the Moon.)
Feast Day: February 22.
Saw them become very, very, very big, and also very, very, very small. Sometimes it's not out of the ordinary at all. Also she's twentythree in a triangle! What wonder?!?!?!
Canonized by Luna "Totally Not Eris" Loss
Saint Syd Kabvitok
Saint Second Class · Patron of Haloes and bleeding hearts.
Feast Day: Aftons 1.
Could've put up a darn neat party for the right to fight for the claim of the Fairest. Usually parties just because.
Canonized by Luna "Totally Not Eris" Loss
Saint Five Dozen Whales
Saint Second Class · Patron of Workers, gamers, sentimentalists, viewers & pointers.
Feast Day: On the turning away.
Started working on a game and then stopped working on it. The game has changed, and so did he; and yet, sentiments all across the board remains the same... at least from one point of view.
Canonized by Luna "Totally Not Eris" Loss
Saint Slide Whistle
Saint Second Class · Patron of Slide whistles
Feast Day: Every third Boomtime of Chaos
Was chill at work.
Canonized by Pope Hope XXIII
Christopher of Lycia
Saint Third Class · Patron of Travelers, motorists, drivers, and transportation workers.
Feast Day: Annually on July 25th.
Canonized by Littl3Spr0ut
"Is Eris true?"
"Everything is true."
"Even false things?"
"Even false things are true."
"How can that be?"
"I don't know man, I didn't do it."