Aug 19, 2026 6:52 pm
Just a mildly friendly reminder that everything is true and everything is false. Except for coffee. Coffee is always true.
EnPehCeh the Mostly Caffeinated
Disciple of Disorder
81
Chaos Points
Disciple
Rank
May 2026
Joined
Biography
Just a coffee swilling Discordian with too much time on his hands and not enough hours in the night. Carpe Notcum! Hail Eris! Ave Discordia! Imperator CAFFEINATUM!
Recent Chaos Transmissions
May 31, 2026 7:00 am
Decided to wave at random vehicles as I walk down the street. Not a friendly wave. Not a creepy wave. But one of those spastic "I'm hyped up on sugar and caffeine and SO HAPPY TO SEE A PERSON!!!!!" type waves. Just imagining the confusion of the drivers was acceptable. Ave Discordia!