Sacred Goods
Official Merchandise of the Discordian Temple
Pope Cards
Wallet-sized proof of your papal authority. Show it to skeptics, flash it at traffic stops (results may vary), or use it as a bookmark in your Principia Discordia.
Custom Pope Card
Personalized with your Pope name. High-quality PVC plastic, credit card sized.
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Generic Pope Card
Non-personalized. Blank space for you to write your own Pope name. Pack of 5.
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Ordination Certificates
Formal documentation of your papal authority. Perfect for framing, gifting, or presenting to confused relatives at family gatherings.
Standard Certificate
8.5" x 11" certificate with your Pope name, printed on quality card stock.
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Deluxe Certificate
11" x 14" certificate with gold foil accents, embossed seal, and premium paper.
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Ordination Gift Set
Deluxe certificate + Pope card + copy of Principia Discordia. Perfect gift.
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Sacred Texts
The essential literature of Discordianism. Required reading for all Popes (though requirements are, of course, optional).
Principia Discordia
The sacred text of Discordianism. Written by Malaclypse the Younger and Lord Omar. Physical print edition.
Coming Soon
The Illuminatus! Trilogy
By Robert Shea and Robert Anton Wilson. The epic novel that spread Discordianism worldwide.
Available at bookstores
Find a Copy →Zen Without Zen Masters
By Camden Benares, Discordian Bishop. Koans and stories for the chaotic path.
Available at bookstores
Find a Copy →Free Digital Copies
The Principia Discordia has been released into the public domain and is freely available online. Visit Discordianism.org for free digital versions and more Discordian literature.
Temple Merchandise
Show your allegiance to Eris. Coming soon to the Temple Store.
Sacred Chao T-Shirt
The Sacred Chao symbol on quality cotton. Available in chaotic colors.
Coming Soon
Golden Apple Pin
Enamel pin of the Apple of Discord. "KALLISTI" inscription.
Coming Soon
Fnord Mug
"I Can See the Fnords" ceramic mug. 11oz. Dishwasher safe (probably).
Coming Soon
Want to Sell Through the Temple?
If you create Discordian merchandise and would like to be featured in the Temple Store, contact us. We're always looking for quality chaos.
Note: The Temple does not handle transactions directly. All sales go through vendor partners.